Ab5 Ab5 F5
I'm counting out time,
Ab5 C#5
Got the whole thing down by numbers.
Ab5 Bb5
All those numbers! Give me guidance!
Eb5 Ab5
O Lord I need that now.
Ab5 F5
The day of judgement's come,
Ab5 C#5
And you can bet that I've been resting,
Ab5 Bb5
for this testing, digesting every
Eb5 Ab5
word the experts say.
F#5 C#5 Ab5
Erogenous zones I love you.
B5 F#5 Ab5
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
Ab5
Found a girl I wanted to date,
Thought I'd better get it straight.
Went to buy a book before it's too late.
Don't leave nothing to fate.
Ab5 Bb5 C#5
I studied every line, every page in the book,
D5 D5 Bb5
Now, I've got the real thing here, I'm gonna take a look, take a look.
Ab5 Ab5 F5
I'm counting out time,
Ab5 C#5
hoping it goes like I planned it,
Ab5
'cos I understand it.
Bb5 Eb5 Ab5
Look! I've found the hotspots, Figures one to nine.
Ab5 F5
still counting out time,
Ab5 C#5
got my finger on the button,
Ab5 Bb5
'Don't say nothin' - just lie there still
Eb5 Ab5
And I'll get you turned on just fine.'
F#5 C#5 Ab5
Erogenous zones I love you.
B5 F#5 Ab5
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
Ab5
Touch and go with 1-6.
Bit of trouble in zone No. 7.
Gotta remember all of my tricks.
There's heaven ahead in No. 11!
Ab5 Bb5 C#5
Getting crucial responses, dilation of the pupils.
D5 D5 Bb5
'Honey get hip! It's time to unzip,
to unzip, zip, zip-a-zip-a-zip. Whipee!'
( Ab5 Ab5 F5 Ab5 C#5 Ab5 Bb5 Eb5 Ab5 ) 2x
Ab5 Ab5 F5
I'm counting out time,
Ab5 C#5
reaction none to happy,
Ab5
Please don't slap me,
Bb5 Eb5 Ab5
I'm a red blooded male and the book said I could not fail.
Ab5 F5
I'm counting out time,
Ab5 C#5
I got unexpected distress
Ab5
from my mistress,
Bb5 Eb5 Ab5
I'll get my money back from the bookstore right away.
F#5 C#5 Ab5
Erongenous zones I question you
B5 F#5 Ab5
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
B5 F#5 Ab5
Without you, what would a poor boy do?
B5 F#5 Ab5 C#5
Without you, mankind handkinds thru' the blues.