Intro: Instrumental
A5 E5 A5
Well my name is a number, a piece of plastic film
( A5 ) E5 A5
And I grow tiny flowers in my little window sill
D5 A5
Don't you know I'm the two thousand man?
D5 A5 G5 A5 E5
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
[same chords:]
Though my wife still respects me, I really misuse her
I am having an affair with a random computer
Don't you know I'm the two thousand man?
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
A5 D5 A5 ( A5 ) D5 A5
Oh daddy, be proud of your planet,
A5 D5 A5 E5 A5
Oh mommy, be proud of your sun
A5 D5 A5 ( A5 ) D5 A5
Oh daddy, be proud of your planet
A5 D5 A5 E5 A5
Oh mommy, be proud of your sun
D(?)
Oh daddy, is your brain still flashing
B5 E5
like it did when you were young?
A5
Or did you come down crashing
E5 A5
seeing all the things you'd done?
E5 A5
Oh it's a big put - on
A5 D5 A5
Oh daddy, be proud of your planet
( A5 ) E5 A5
Oh mommy, be proud of your sun
A5 D5 A5
Oh daddy, be proud of your planet
( A5 ) E5 A5
Oh mommy, be proud of your sun
[Beat a bit on a power E, then play these four lines again.
Moving to D5 ]
D5 A5
Don't you know I'm the two thousand man?
D5 A5 G5 A5 E5 (hold)
And my kids, they just don't understand me at all
A5 D5 E5 A5