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A5 
Well I'm trying not to panic 
        E5 
But I'm gettin' all romantic 
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Gettin' soft with everything I say and do 
            A5 
I'm talkin' hours on the phone 
        E5 
Puttin' on that sweet cologne 
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I'm even putting down the toilet seat for you 
 
Oh wait a minute it gets worse 

I found myself holding your purse 

Waiting outside that bra and pantie store 

My boss' wife walked by 

She spotted me and told me hi 

And I knew then 

I was in for it for sure 
 
 
            A5 
Now all the boys down at the shop know 
         E5 
And they sure do find it funny 
      A5 
They say you've changed my ways 
                B5 
And that you're spending all my money 
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Honey if you're not in love 
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If you're not in love 
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If you're not in love 
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Oh if you're not in love...   

Well I'm in a whole lot of trouble 
 
I get this lump in my throat 

I think I sold my boat 

So I could buy that diamond ring for you 

Now I'm hopin' and I'm wishin' 

That since I can't go fishin' 

You don't make me sell my golf clubs too 
 
Now all the boys down at the shop know 

And they laughed until I cried 

I told them If I mess this up 

My mamma's gonna tear my hide  

(Chorus) 


       A5 
I gave up that can of snuff 
         E5 
No more NASCAR on TV 
      A5 
Honey If that ain't enough 
     E5 
This may be the death of me 
 
 
(Chorus)